Reasons for the Gentoo Fork!
If these points have piqued your interest, my story, and how I chose to respond, follows in my typically extemporaneous style of phenomenally verbose prose. Parental discretion is advised - young children may need to have explained the ethical implications of this sordid tale.
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Free code, yes; free labor, no.
Damn.... And I was actually thinking of trying out Gentoo!